Would you Like to Join?

The Prayer Group God willing! The Co-Dependence Club Can I bring a friend? The Agoraphobics Society Only if they meet at my house The Self Esteem Builders They wouldn’t accept me anyway The Procrastinator’s Club Maybe next week The anti-perspirant club? Sure. The pregancy club? Conceivably. The Spanish optometrists club? Si The Arafat club? Yessir. The Alzheimer’s club? Forget it. The compulsive rhymers club? Okey-dokey. The Peter Pan club? Never. Never. The Japanese theater club? Noh. The quarterback club? I’ll pass. The Rhett Butler club? I don’t give a damn. The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life. The Ebert movie club? Roger. The Yoko Club? Oh no The German philosophy club? I. Kant. The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?