Which Side

A sports writer interviewed the 14 time world champing female fisherman. what is your secret, do you have a favorite side of the boat or specail lure. no was the repley to the lure. as far as the side of the boat that depends on my husband. report says i don,t understand. well it is this way , i lift up the sheets in the morning and look at my husbands dong, if it is laying on his right leg i fish on the right side of the boat, if on the left i fish off the left side of the boat. reporter what if it is standing up??? well then to hell with going fishing