Where People Come From

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were apes, then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me! Mommy said people were monkeys first.”

His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”


  1. This joke is a perfect explanation of evolution. I have always thought that God could have set evolution in place to make other people on the world because the Bible never really explains where Cains’ wife came from. My Dad believed the mark on Cain was the mark of a race to make him different, but only the good Lord knows, but I did like the joke. I do believe that certain members of my ex husbands families were evolved, not created. lol’

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    • Cains’ wife was some of the others that were born from Adam and Eve. Cain and Able were used as an example of murder.

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    • LoL yes, I love that one 😂 was good joke, not joking!!

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