Understanding Women

A man is walking down the road on a nice autumn day, when he comes across an old bottle. He decides to rub it, (as you do to old bottles you find laying in the road) and lo and behold, a genie pops out. (As usually happens when you rub bottles). To thank him for freeing him, the genie decides to give the man one wish, to wish for whatever he wants. (obviously the genie was not feeling too generous as he’d had a bad night the night before),”I’ve never been to Hawaii.” the man says “But i hate to fly as i get airsick, and i also get seasick when travelling in a boat. But i’d really like to go. Could you build me a highway to Hawaii so I could drive there?” The genie shakes his head.”That would take forever, and would cost billions of dollars. Isn’t there something simpler you’d want?”The man thinks a bit more and then says, “Ok, I’d really like to know what makes women tick.” The genie smiles and replies, “Will that highway be two lanes or four?”