Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies
By A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese guy eating croissants and
jam.
Syrian Guy: “Do Lebanese people eat the insides of the croissants?”
Lebanese Guy: “Of course. Why? What’s wrong with that?”
Syrian Guy: “Well for your information, the insides of the croissants are
firstly recycled by the Syrians then sold to the Lebanese. Now as for the jam –
do you guys eat jam?”
Lebanese Guy: “Of course. Why?”
Syrian Guy: “Well, you know the fruits are firstly peeled, eaten then the
peels would be then recycled and then sold to the Lebanese.”
Lebanese Guy: “Do Syrians have sex?”
Syrian Guy: “Yes, of course.”
Lebanese Guy: “Do you use condoms?”
Syrian Guy: “Of course. Why?”
Lebanese Guy: “Well.. when the Lebanese use condoms they recycle them and sell
them to the Syrians.”