Time To Go Home

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then he
orders the bartender to prepare another double

Martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket
and orders the bartender to bring another double

Martini.

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring yaw’ martinis all night long. But
you got to tell me why you look inside your

Shirt pockets before you order a refill.”

The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to
look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”

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