The Top 15 Metric System Conversion Hints for Americans

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15> 1 nanosecond = the time between when you tell a child “no” and when he/she does it again

14> 1 Milli-second = time elapsed after the recorded audio track plays and before the singers move their lips at a “live” concert

13> 467 grams = what 2 grams of Haagen-Dazs will register on your bathroom scale

12> 1 centimeter = the distance Joan Rivers’ eyebrows move up each year

11> 1 Molson = 2 Budweisers

10> 1.5 meters = the circumference around Anna Nicole’s chest — or her waist

9> 1 femtosecond = the time it takes a feminist to react to being called a “gal at the office”

8> 28 grams = start flushing if there’s a loud knock on the door

7> 1 kilogram = the mass of the contents of your underpants the minute we go to terror threat condition red

6> 14 Renaults = 1 Chevy Silverado

5> 10,000 milligrams = the amount of sodium pentothal required to fell a rampaging Limbaugh

4> 1 tonne = 1 regular ton + 16 kilograms of European attitude

3> 1 liter = amount of gasoline purchased with a single unemployment check

2> 600 meters = the distance between any two Starbucks franchises

1> 1 hookernight = 1 kilodollar

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