The Top 14 New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants

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[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

14> Burger King — Fiber’s for weenies!

13> Taco Bell — Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years.

12> KFC — We’re NOT a rap group, dammit!

11> Popeye’s — Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy.

10> McDonald’s — Did somebody say McBypass?

9> McDonald’s — New cooler coffee!

8> Domino’s — If you’re too wasted to drive, we’ll bring your food to you!

7> Der Wienerschnitzel — Now with 15% less pig rectum.

6> KFC — Hey, don’t give your money to those racist bastards at Denny’s!

5> Starbucks — Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato

4> Taco Bell — Yo tengo flatulence.

3> Wendy’s — If Dave doesn’t give a rat’s ass about his cholesterol, why should you?

2> Taco Bell — Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.

1> KFC — It’s KFCN’ awesome!

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