The Red Button

A man was walking down the road and then he just got a huge urge
to go to the dunny. So he ran into the closest store he could
see.
He said to the female accountant “Can I please use your
toilets!”. She replied “we only have a females toilet here”.
The man said in an instant “But i really need to go….. I’ll
pay ya!”
“Aww, ok but whatever you do DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!.

He hands over the money.
He sat down on the toilet and did his business, when he finished
he got up and pulled his pants on and went over to this wall, it
was covered with buttons. So he pushed one, it made a sound like
water flowing down a creek. He pushed another, it sounded like
birds chirping. There was one button that caught his attention,
THE RED BUTTON.

“The lady at the counter told me not to touch the button at all,
how much harm could it do anyway?”
(he moved his finger towards it, then he pulled it away, he did
it again but he couldn’t do it.
“Oh! what the Heck!”.

Everyone in the store heard a humungous scream, everyone ran
towards the scream,” what the hell made that man scream so
loud?” asked someone in the crowd. “He pushed the red
button”,The accountant said.
“Whats the red button?”,asked the guy again.
“A Tampon Remover”, said the accountant