Temperature

The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer’s wife and explained to the shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature.

The farmer took his shotgun, primed it and said, “I guess you know what you’re doing, doc, but that thing had better have numbers on it when you take it out.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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