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Basketball Coach

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On August 6, 2023
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History Department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with,"...

Report Card

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On July 4, 2023

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is a smart.

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Hate School

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On June 9, 2023
A mother repeatedly called upstairs for her son to get up, get dressed and get ready for school. It was a familiar routine, especially at exam time. "I feel sick," said the voice from the bedroom. "You are not sick. Get up and get ready,"...

Something Exciting

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On March 30, 2023

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids.

Photo Day

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On March 24, 2023

On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a.

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Violinist

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On May 26, 2022
The conductor turned to the violin student and said: "You should have taken up the violin earlier." "Why?" asked the student. "Do you think the practice would have made me really good?" "No," said the conductor. "But you might have given up by now."

Debating Children

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On August 13, 2021

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a.

College Exam

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On June 7, 2021

A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note.

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Names of Animals

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On June 2, 2021
The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, "That's a sheep!" "That's right!" said the teacher. "How about this one?" she said,...
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