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Big People Words

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On November 25, 2021
A group of five-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "Alex what did you do over...

A Wealthy Man Dies

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On September 16, 2021

A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife,.

Biology Lesson

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On August 4, 2021

A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of blood. He said, "Now who can help me solve this mystery. As you know, if I stood on my head,.

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Excuse

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On July 14, 2021
Two high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another...

College Exam

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On June 7, 2021

A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note.

Fascinate

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On June 3, 2021

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's.

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Big People Words

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On January 31, 2021
A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did... you do over...

School Visit

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On July 15, 2019

After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded.

Eager Student

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On September 12, 2018

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer.

Favorite Animal

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On September 15, 2015
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents always told me to tell the truth, so I did, but my teacher sent me...
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