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Denounce the Devil

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On March 27, 2024
The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the man said nothing....

Church Offering

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On March 21, 2024

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever.

Pastor’s Children

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On March 12, 2024

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family.

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Nookie Green

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On March 7, 2024
A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say...

One Tough Lie

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On July 3, 2021

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday.

New Pastor

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On May 4, 2021

A young, single pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and a lady came.

Board Meeting

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On March 23, 2021
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. He would wait in the office behind the main church. The first man to arrive was a stranger the minister has not seen before. "Sir,...

All Saints

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On November 1, 2016

A priest told the little kids they could come Trick-or-Treating at the rectory but they should dress up as one of the Saints.So the kids arrive - here's a little.

Directions

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On August 30, 2013
A priest approached a small boy on the street and said: "Could you tell me where the Post Office is, please?" The boy gave him directions and the priest said: "Thank you. If you come to my sermon tonight, I will tell you how to...
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