A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said,...
marriage/relationship
A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage.His friend replied, "When we were first married, we.
Larry's barn burned down, and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand dollars, and I.
The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. I say it was petty, she would have said it was Armageddon. As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally...
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife called and asked if he was drunk. The man replied,.
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" comes the response. Next day, the guy.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor, and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful...
An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second.
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.The man asks, "Is it true.
A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous over secret problems they had never shared with anyone.Privately, the groom-to-be approached his minister. "I'm really concerned about the secret I have been keeping from...