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Speed Limit

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On July 30, 2022
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she...

Redneck Schoolkids

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On June 18, 2022

A policeman was talking to a class in the small schoolhouse located in West Virginia. After he had explained the duties a policeman has, he asked the class. "If you.

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Married Young

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On May 21, 2022
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor. They are going to get...

Johnny’s Prayer

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On January 23, 2022

At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,".

Young Salesmen

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On January 22, 2022

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off:.

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Help from Grandma

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On December 25, 2021
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in...

Eating Ice Cream

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On December 15, 2021

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you.

Saying Grace

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On December 5, 2021

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer,".

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Etiquette Class

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On November 12, 2021
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher said to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the restroom, what would...
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