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Tricky Genie

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On February 24, 2023
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch. Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the...

One Condition

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On February 10, 2023

When Jim retired, he and his wife, who was much, much younger, moved to a beach town. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a.

Corrupt Juror

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On January 20, 2023

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by.

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Legal Advice

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On January 11, 2023
A lawyer's dog, running around unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Angry, the butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand...

Cross Examination

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On December 23, 2022

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did.

Calling a Witness

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On December 2, 2022

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?".

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Solid Witness

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On November 24, 2022
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied, “Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches.” “What? How come you...

Expensive Pictures

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On October 11, 2022

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear.

Honest Lawyer

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On September 7, 2022

A lawyer named Thomas Strange died, and his wife was informed by the tombstone maker that he can only fit nine words on the tombstone. So she asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his.

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A Trucker and a Priest

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On August 24, 2022
There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and thinks, “Hot damn! A lawyer that I could...
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