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Honest Lawyer

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On March 23, 2024
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers."As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of...
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Feeling of Remorse

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On February 10, 2024
After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during the sentencing hearing said to the defendant, "Mrs. Packard, after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn't you feel even a little remorse for what...

Will Reading

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On October 31, 2023

A lawyer meets with the entire family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. "To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave.

Arrogant Defendant

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On September 5, 2023

A defendant wasn’t happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What.

A Snake and a Rabbit

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On August 24, 2023
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.When the snake...

Old Penny Pincher

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On July 1, 2023

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t.

A Very Tough Day

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On April 20, 2023

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he.

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Emergency Response

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On April 14, 2023
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged one, "we've cut our emergency response time by ten percent." "Not bad," the second paramedic commented, "but by using a computer model of...
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