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Smart Pills

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On February 28, 2024
One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked his Dad, "What are these Pop?" Wanting to tease his son, the father replied, "They're smart pills, son. Eat them and they'll make...

Late for Church

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On February 27, 2024

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday dress was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let.

Behavior Modificators

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On February 11, 2024

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification re-enforcers”. Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved,.

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An Apple a Day

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On January 25, 2024
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad with a smile. "Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"

White Party

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On January 12, 2024

A little girl was attending her first wedding where the whole wedding party was dressed in white. She was watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless..

How Old?

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On January 9, 2024

A math teacher asked her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?" After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends." "It.

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Giving Thanks

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On January 5, 2024
A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma,...

Saying Grace

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On December 14, 2023

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away."Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his.

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Baby Names

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On December 7, 2023
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son, Sam, overheard some of his parents private conversations. One day, when Diane and Sam were shopping, a woman asked Sam if he was excited about...
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