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Three Nurses

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On March 2, 2024
Three nurses arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first why he should admit her. She replies that she has been an emergency room nurse and has saved thousands and thousands of lives. "Okay," he says, "Come on in!" The second reports that...
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Code Word to Heaven

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On December 23, 2023
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other...

Sent Back to Earth

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On November 15, 2023

Two men died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back.

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Actions of Merit

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On October 31, 2022
A young man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the young man replied "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I...

Cat’s Heaven

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On September 1, 2022

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want.

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Lawyer in Heaven

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On August 18, 2022
A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the...
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