After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during the sentencing hearing said to the defendant, "Mrs. Packard, after you put the arsenic in the stew.
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after.
Two men died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back.
A lawyer meets with the entire family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. "To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave.
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband's coworker, Tim, arrives at her door."Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell you.""Of course you.
An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t.
