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Head-on Collision

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On February 13, 2021
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit head-on. One driver, a sweet elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!" After gathering as much information as possible, he...

Caught in the Act

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On December 1, 2014
A guy is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. He had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at...

Girls Speeding

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On October 20, 2014

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if there’s a cop behind them..

Highway Chase

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On August 7, 2014
A retired man took his brand new BMW for a ride at sunset. The highway was empty so he started speeding up way past the speed limit. Suddenly, in his rear view mirror, he noticed a police car approaching him very fast. He sped up,...

Trainee Blonde Detectives

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On April 13, 2014
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? The first...
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