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Highway Speeder

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On July 23, 2023
It was the last 10 minutes of his shift on the highway, and this cop had yet to catch a real speeder and score a huge ticket. Just as he was about to give up and drive away, a car appeared on the horizon, moving...

Tricky Burglar

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On June 18, 2023

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance.

Traffic Violation

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On April 6, 2023

A guy was driving his new Corvette way too fast on the highway.  Suddenly, he heard the siren and saw the police car with its lights on behind him. Hesitantly,.

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Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.The dispatcher...

Low Bridge

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On March 9, 2023

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign came up that read, "Low bridge ahead."Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him, and he.

Crazy Drivers

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On November 26, 2022

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural road. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast.

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Scripture Defense

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On November 15, 2022
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one...

Dog in Heat

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On October 28, 2022

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink..

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Stopping on Red

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On October 19, 2022
A man was driving down the road when the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind...
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