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Traffic Camera

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On June 25, 2022
So, I was driving down College Road the other day. As I went past one of the traffic cameras I saw it flash. Now, I knew I wasn't speeding and laughed that it took my picture. I turned around and drove past it again, almost...

Failed Brakes

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On October 10, 2021

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes in.

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Leaving a Note

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On September 22, 2021
A man returned to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end of the car. There was no sign of the offending vehicle, but he was relieved to see that there was a note stuck under the windshield...

Stalled at Red

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On September 16, 2021

A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a long line began to.

Judi’s New Ride

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On August 15, 2021

Judi had her eye on Jaguar XK140 convertible she spotted at a local dealership. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. After.

Car Makes

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On March 21, 2021
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I don't know," she said. "I never can...

Head-on Collision

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On February 13, 2021

A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit head-on. One driver, a sweet elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let.

Strong Man

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On April 2, 2018

Ted walks into a bar and shouts out, "So, who's the strongest guy in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says, "I am the strongest person around these.

Resourceful Nun

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On January 9, 2016
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow...
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