animals

A Perfect Pet

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On March 4, 2016
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"The owner says, "How about a cat?"The man replies, "No way! A...

Blonde and Turkey

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On November 27, 2015

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her.

Horse Sense

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On September 17, 2015

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up.

A Gorilla Walks into a Bar

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On September 16, 2015
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender. When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill. The bartender takes the $20, then he decides...

A Special Pig

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On September 28, 2014

One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me sir, but why does that pig.

Vet Visit

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On September 6, 2013
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm...

Foul Parrot

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On August 29, 2013

So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The.

Blew a Seal

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On May 10, 2009

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong..

Oh My God!!

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On April 4, 2009
There is this man who is an Atheist. He is walking through a forest admiring it's beauty. He notices the trees, flowers, and everything surrounding him. All of the sudden, a huge bear jumps out from behind one of the bushes. He begins to chase the man and gains...
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