Southwest Airlines Quotes

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: ‘Whoa, big fella…WHOA..!’ ‘Should the cabin loose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please, place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children.’ ‘As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please, do not leave children or spouses.’ ‘Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines. Last one off the plane must clean it.’ ‘Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. At Southwest Airlines we are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry…Unfortunately none of them are on this flight…!’ ‘Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.’ ‘In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.’ ‘Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive.’ ‘Thank you for flying with us today, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.’

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