A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
Officer: May I see your license?
Man: It is not valid. It has been revoked 5 times.
Officer: Well then can I please see the registration to the car?
Man: this is not my car. I carjacked it.
Officer: Well open up the glove box and let me see who it is registered to.
Man: I can’t open up the glove box; it has my loaded gun in there
about this time the officer is reaching for his gun.
Officer: Well what do you have a gun in the glove box for?
Manor, I used to kill my wife who is stuffed in the trunk.
The officer goes over and calls for backup. The police chief comes over and
Chief: Let me get this straight, you are driving on a license that has been
revoked 5 times?
Man: No, Here, take a look,
and sure enough it was valid
Chief: Okay, but you carjacked this car?
Man: No it is my car. Let me get the registration out of the glove box and
Chief: But don’t you have a loaded gun in there?
And sure enough there was no gun in there and the car belonged to the man.
Chief: Well it is my understanding that you shot your wife and she is in the
Man: No, let me open it for you.
And sure enough there was nobody in the trunk.
Man: And let me guess, the lying son-of-a-gun probably told you I was speeding