Restroom talk
By I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom at a rest stop but, I don’t know what got into me. I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: “Doin just fine!”
And the other guy says: “So, what are you up to?”
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking that this is way too bizarre so I say, “Uhhh I’m like you, just traveling east!”
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
Can I come over to your place after while?
Ok, this question is just wacky, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, “Well, I have company over, so today is a bad day for me!”
Then I hear the guy say nervously… “LISTEN!!! I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!”
Submitted by Sai1ram
Edited by Curtis