Reflections on Life

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Life’s Reflections1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.3. I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.4. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?5. Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?6. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we have no idea where she is.7. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

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