Redneck Defined
By You’re probably a redneck if your family tree doesn’t fork.
More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general.
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
The primary color of your car is “bond�.
A ceiling fan has ever ruined your hairdo.
You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
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