Potato down pants

There was a guy and he was at a bar all night trying to get a lady. He tryed and tryed all night, he couldn’t get one. He went home and his brother told him to put a potato down his pants. On his way to the bar that night he put the potato down his pants. He was at the bar all night. He couldn’t get a lady. He went to home and told his brother that he still didn’t get a lady. His brother said that he should put the potato down the front of his pants next time.