Paying for Mistakes

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister.

“Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?”

“Absolutely not!” replied the pastor.

“In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning the five hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July.”

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  1. Three vampires walk into a bar The bartender said what will you guys have? The first vampire said “a glass of blood.” The second vampire said a glass of blood. The third vampire said “a glass of plasma.”

    The bartender said “ok, that’s two bloods & a blood light.”

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