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Why is…
Why is everything I love either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
Retirement …
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Smarter than Einstein
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister.
As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, I bet you’re smarter than Einstein.”
Beaming with pride, the minister said, “Why, thank you, brother!”
As the week went by, the minister began to think about the man’s compliment. The more he though, the more the wondered why anyone would deem him smarter than Einstein. So the following Sunday he asked the man, “Exactly what did you mean that I must be smarter than Einstein?”
The man replied, “Well, Reverend, they say that Einstein was so smart that only ten people in the entire world could understand him. But Reverend, no one can understand you.”
Frazzled Cashier
I was checking out at the busy super market, and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a handful of coins. When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22.
Trying to soothe her nerves, I said, “That’s a nice round figure.”
Still frazzled, she glared at me and said, “You’re no bean pole yourself.”
I always tell …
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.