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If this company ran Christmas…

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all the others. Options would be available for ‘equalization’ of color combinations on the tree.

Most projects require three hands.

Most projects require three hands.

Ways to confuse a roommate

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.151. Watch “Psycho” every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.

I Don't Like Valentines Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore…

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass

I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade

For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit

Because I think love is a crock of shit

So here’s my story… what else can I say?

Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentines Day!

Ya momma

ya momma breath soo hot when she close her mouth the back of her head blow up.

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