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Kermit

Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the frog!!!!!

Funny Signs

Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” -Mo4al ************

On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t
sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!” -Rickley L. Buck ************

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak!! ************

At a Tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.” – Adolph
Herbstrei ************

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello, can we pick your nose? -Chanel
Rose ************

Sign at the psychic’s hotline: Don’t call us, We’ll call you. -IBDOUGELL
************

At A Laundry shop: How about we refund your money Send you a new one at no
charge Close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be
satisfactory? ‘Signed Customer Service’ -Janet36603 ************

At a towing company: “We won’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
-Phred ************

Billboard on the side of the road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs” -Joe E Bowers, Jr.

The bride wore white

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So, why’s the groom wearing black?”

Question and answer blonde joke

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Why women don't fart

Did you know why single women don’t fart?

Because they don’t have assholes until they get married.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

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