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Knock Knock 178

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

yo mama

yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and green peace came
up and shouted SAVE THE WHALES.

yo mamas fo stupit she staired at a bottle of tomarto sause
just because it said concentrait.

yo mamas so fat it was raining so she woar a yellow rain coat
and every one was yelling out TAXI!

HMO in Heaven

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor explains to God that he helped people save or regain their sight. God says, ”Welcome to heaven, my son.” God then asks the heart surgeon what he had done in life that should allow him into heaven. ”I saved people from death from heart attacks and heart disease,” the doctor replies. ”Welcome to heaven, my son,” God says. God then turns to the HMO executive. God asked him what he was, and the man replied that he worked for an HMO. ”Welcome to heaven, my son,” says God, ”but you have to leave in two days.”

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP

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