Old Folks at the Movies

An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn’t get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. ‘You folks must’ve enjoyed the show,’ the usher says. ‘Disgusting,’ says the old lady. ‘It was revolting,’ her husband adds. ‘Then why did you sit through it twice?’ the usher asks. ‘We had to wait until you turned up the house lights,’ the old lady replies. ‘We couldn’t find my panties, and his teeth were in them!’