New bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..

You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I have the body of a god……..Buddha.
This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
The face is familiar but i can’t quite remember my name.
Illiterate? Write for help.
Honk if anything falls off.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
This isn’t my idea of a good time.
It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
I haven’t lost my mind it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Oh, evolve!
Gone crazy be back shortly.
If you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention.