Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad
Wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood.

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time
he is crouched behind a tree stump.

“My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf” says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the
wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the ighway Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf yet again
this time crouched down behind a road sign.

“My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf” taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, “Will you leave me the
hell alone! I’m trying to take a shit!”