Little Head
By There was a man sittin in a bar with a small head and a man opposite him. The 2nd man crossed to the first and said ” i cant help but notice how out of proportion your head is to your body how did it happen?”
The man with the small head said” buy me a beer and al tell u the story”
He bought the beer and the story begun.
” well a was oan ma ship wi the crew n the ship began to sink. I swam for a while till a saw a mermaid oan a rock. she swam to me and told me she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes.”
“So my first wish was that i wood b rescued and soon a ship was sailing my way. then my second was that i wood have a big muscly body and i got one. then for my 3rd wish i thought for a while and came up that i wanted to have sex with the mermaid but she explained that since she was part fish it wouldnt work so again a thought for a while then i decided that she could give me head down below so i announced to her my third wish is that you give me a little head !”
