Liar

One day a plane filled with lawyers crashed down into a feild. The next
day the police came to investigate the accident. They saw the farmer that
owned the feild. “Where are all the lawyers?” the police asked him. “I
buried them.” he replied. “They were all dead?!” this shocked the police.
To this the farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t but you
know how lawyers lie!”