Least Popular Christmas Carols

(as sung by the Late Show Carolers) As presented on the 12/03/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. “I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King”

9. “Boris the Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had an 86-Proof Nose”

8. “Im Searching For the Real Killers With Every Round of Golf I Play”

7. “Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, You’re Going to Jail for One-to-Three”

6. “Influenza, Influenza, Influenza, Influenza”

5. “O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie”

4. “Frosty the Crackhead Had a Crack Pipe Full of Crack”

3. “I Have an Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum”

2. “O.J. Is Free Although He’s Prob’ly Guilty”

1. “Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants in a Cheap Hotel Room”