Keep the sheets off
A man goes on vacation to the Caribbean, quickly falls asleep on the sand and ends up with a wicked sunburn.
Wincing in pain as even a slight wind touches his scorched skin, the man hobbles off to the local doctor for help.
The doctor takes one look at the man’s legs and says, “I don’t have anything to treat sunburn that bad. Try taking these Viagra pills.”
“I’ve got sunburn!” cries the man. “What the hell’s Viagra going to do?”
“Well, nothing for the sunburn,” the doctor replies. “But it will help keep the sheets off your legs tonight.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo