Irish Sausage

At a supermarket, a customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?”

The assistant replies “In the deli department. Are you Irish?”

Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would you have asked me if I was German? Or if I’d asked for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican?”

“Probably not” says the assistant.

“So why ask me if I’m Irish?”

So the assistant says “Because we are in Dublin you thick arse!”

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