Gift Test

Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you’d
most like to receive….

1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron

1. CANDY

It means that… You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and
hopefully likes to share. OR… You’re a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar
high over everything, even true love.

2. FLOWERS

it means that… You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and
appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR… You get some twisted joy out of
watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM

It means that… You’re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes
the power and beauty of the written word. OR… You’re used to cheap gifts and
like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and
beauty of the written word.

4. SEX

it means that… You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to
express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical
side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR… You’re a filthy degenerate
who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience
after another.

5. DINNER/DANCING

it means that… You enjoy the company of that special someone and the
romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR… You’re easy to please
and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the
dance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON

it means that… You’re a practical person who believes in gifts that you can
actually use. OR… You have absolutely no idea of what gift giving is all about
and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen
appliances.

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