A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you mind If I ask you a personal question?”
“That depends on how personal it is,” she replied.
“Okay,” he said tentatively. “How many men have you slept with?”
“No way am I going to tell you that!” she snapped. “That’s my business!”
“Oh, sorry,” he said. “I didn’t realize you made a living from it.”