Famous Sex Quotes
By “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
–Steve Martin
“You know that look women get when they want sex?
. . .Me neither.”
–Drew Carey
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have
a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Unknown
“If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.”
–Rodney Dangerfield
“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it
kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.”
–Bill Kelly
“As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women
and clergymen.” — Rev. Sydney Smith
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
on Saturday night.”
–Woody Allen
“Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring that the truly
gifted aren’t burdened with children.”
–Sam Austin
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
–George Burns
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married.”
–Matt Barry
“Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist.”
–Camille Paglia
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
–George Burns
