Duck

One day there are three drunk teenagers (girls). In the middle of the night they are driving home. The driver swirves and goes off a cliff and all three die.

In heaven there is only one rule don’t step on a duck (there are ducks every where). So a few hours later the first woman steps on a duck and gets chained to the ugliest man ever.

So a couple daps later the second woman steps on a duck and gets chained two the second ugliest man in heaven.

So years go by and the third woman is shopping and all of the sudden a handsome man gets chained to her. She then says “what i didn’t step on a duck.”” And the man says “”but i did.””

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