A man visits a friend and in the driveway he sees friend’s car that’s all dented, covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend, “What’s happened to your car?”
“Well,” the friend responses, “I ran into my ex-wife’s divorce lawyer.”
“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?”
“Well, I had to chase him all through the park.”