Christmas Jokes!

As a little boy climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual,”And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

Q: What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?

A: Santa Klutz!!!!

Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?

A: Missile toe.

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?

A: It?s in Decembrrrrr.

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

A: Because every buck is dear to him.

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