Jokes
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor had her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure.
A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to.
A blonde goes for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her.
A woman went to her psychologist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychologist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a.
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!".