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Anniversary Gift

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On January 11, 2022
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset and she told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!!!" The next morning Bob got up early...

Mixup

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On January 10, 2022

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your.

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Daddy’s Calling

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On January 8, 2022
"Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room...

Tired Marine

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On January 7, 2022

A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to.

Blonde Interview

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On January 7, 2022

A blonde goes for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her.

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Anniversary Cruise

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On January 6, 2022
Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young." He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of...

Husband’s Face

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On January 5, 2022

A woman went to her psychologist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychologist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a.

Pregnancy Test

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On January 3, 2022

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!".

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Eager Student

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On January 2, 2022
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers,...
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